It is not my fault if this post makes zero sense and is full of typos.
I am currently under two year old attack. She's trying to lure me into a wrestling match by hitting me with a blanket and head butting me. Okay, she's stopped the attack to show me the "boogie" on her hand, and ugh, now she wiped it on my shirt. Yes, MY shirt, not her shirt.
Anyone want a hug?
If you don't get covered in snot, then can offer you one of the many germs that my children carry?
I am sure my shirt has them in spades. (Being covered in boogers and all.)
Yes, tis the season for being sick. The girls, yes, of course. There has to be a patient Zero. But, I still catch everyfreakingthing that they bring home from school. Sinus infection, stomach flu, fifths disease...check. Check. And check. (And not just me this year, my filthy animals have successfully infected my mom, brother in law, each other, and the contractor working for my mom so far.) Do not talk to us until April. I promise it is a bad idea.
Cobbling together any consistency in my running has been um, challenging so far this winter. (It's not even technically winter yet, is it?)