Make that Butt Strep.
Yes, there is something called "Butt Strep" (or in fancy doctor-talk "rectal strep") and sweet Alice has it.
All over her red, little fanny.
And it looks like it hurts. Like really #$%ing hurts. I can't even imagine.
Strep THROAT makes me want to crawl in a corner and hide under blankets while popping amoxicillin until it goes away. And that's just your throat. How badly must it hurt...down there? Poor kid. Poor fanny.
So, we're quarantined. Until 24 hours on the meds.
It was a butt strep diagnosis, Alice crawling through fresh dog puke (that was this afternoon), kind of day today.